i’m awful. but awful rhymes with waffle, so it’s not that bad
the fuck kind of accent do you have
what kind of accent do you have where they don’t rhyme??
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
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